"I wish I could give you a present. Do you need a word that means red and green at the same time?!" -Delirium
 
Delirium (originally Delight) is one of the seven Endless beings in the Sandman series by Neil Gaiman.

"Life is a disease, sexually transmitted and invariably fatal" - Death
 
Death is one of the seven Endless beings in the Sandman series by Neil Gaiman.

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